I shouldn’t be online at all. I can’t post here without checking my school email. It’s ingrained habit. And there’s only so many times I can read “I forgot about the exam!” or “What’s going to be on the test?” or “I know I haven’t show up all semester, but I really need to pass this class!” without feeling the need to either drink some bleach or bring machetes to class. Seriously. I’ll be back after grading is and my brain has had a while to cool and solidify.